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Obscure Color Words

  • albicant: whitish; becoming white
  • amaranthine: immortal; undying; deep purple-red colour
  • aubergine: eggplant; a dark purple colour
  • azure: light or sky blue; the heraldic colour blue
  • celadon: pale green; pale green glazed pottery
  • cerulean: sky-blue; dark blue; sea-green
  • chartreuse: yellow-green colour
  • cinnabar: red crystalline mercuric sulfide pigment; deep red or scarlet colour
  • citrine: dark greenish-yellow
  • eburnean: of or like ivory; ivory-coloured
  • erythraean: reddish colour
  • flavescent: yellowish or turning yellow
  • greige: of a grey-beige colour
  • haematic: blood coloured
  • heliotrope: purplish hue; purplish-flowered plant; ancient sundial; signalling mirror
  • hoary: pale silver-grey colour; grey with age
  • isabelline: greyish yellow
  • jacinthe: orange colour
  • kermes: brilliant red colour; a red dye derived from insects
  • lovat: grey-green; blue-green
  • madder: red dye made from brazil wood; a reddish or red-orange colour
  • mauve: light bluish purple
  • mazarine: rich blue or reddish-blue colour
  • russet: reddish brown
  • sable: black; dark; of a black colour in heraldry
  • saffron: orange-yellow
  • sarcoline: flesh-coloured
  • smaragdine: emerald green
  • tilleul: pale yellowish-green
  • titian: red-gold, reddish brown
  • vermilion: bright red
  • violescent: tending toward violent
  • virid: green
  • viridian: chrome green
  • xanthic: yellow
  • zinnober: chrome green
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  • blue ivy: hello?
  • secret service member: miss president, dr. west is on the phone.
  • blue ivy: well put her on, I told you she has clearance
  • north west: hey blue
  • blue ivy: hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go?
  • north: good, good, how's dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going?
  • blue: ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week?
  • north: i can't, we have to administer the anti aging serum that's keeping nicki minaj alive forever
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  • north: that's classified but yes.
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